(Sat, Jun 06, 2009)
It is June 6 and Google is commemorating the anniversary of Tetris in their logo. Tetris. Is this the result of extraordinary bad taste, common ignorance, or some kind of deeper political statement? In any case, Google: I direct my morning urine toward thee.
(Sun, Jun 07, 2009)
I've seen most Seinfeld episodes dozens of times, maybe more; I'm retarded like that. But the other day -- imagine it! -- I saw a Seinfeld episode I had never seen before! My mind was practically crippled by the unexpectedness of it. This was an episode from the generally weak first season in 1990, before the characters were fully fleshed out, when the sets were slightly different, and everything feels a little cheap in comparison with later seasons. This episode -- the second one they made, the fourth to air -- was called "Male Unbonding", and was about Jerry trying to break up with an annoying (male) friend. The best part was the origin of Kramerica Industries and Kramer's "Make Your Own Pizza" idea. Did I really need to just write all that? Can't I have a life too?
(Wed, Jun 10, 2009)
(Tue, Jun 16, 2009)
I am forced to admit that, if given the opportunity and a reasonable chance of eluding police detection, I would with a wide maniacal Joker's grin, strangle to his death the freecreditreport dot com guy. But first -- first! -- I would make him apologize. Also that insurance lizard, I'll strangle him too.
(Thu, Jun 25, 2009)
The Unavoidable.